Friday, November 04, 2005
ouch & missing
GREENSBURG, Pa. (Nov. 3) - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
My wife received her PC tickets of 30+ years but the package had been opened, (umm, I wonder who could be illegally touching other people’s mail in the Warren PO?), and one ticket was missing all the Big East games. So, if you plan on buying a “scalped” ticket for Connecticut and it’s in section 123, beware, because you won’t be sitting there as new tickets will be printed.
Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.
Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.
My wife received her PC tickets of 30+ years but the package had been opened, (umm, I wonder who could be illegally touching other people’s mail in the Warren PO?), and one ticket was missing all the Big East games. So, if you plan on buying a “scalped” ticket for Connecticut and it’s in section 123, beware, because you won’t be sitting there as new tickets will be printed.
// posted by mac1 @ 2:11 PM 
